Slowly, the two will become one.
The Zebra is like a Kinder Surprise egg, with a hipster inside.
Meet Dollar, the Money Mart pig. Dollar can see into your soul. He feeds on people. People and pay day loans. Dollar does not judge— only feed. Feed Dollar your sins, and get the lowest price guarantee.
Dollar will be in mascot costumes, toys and more retarded commercials. Dollar will live inside your home. Dollar will consume. Dollar does not love you, but loves the idea of you. Praise and fear Dollar, for he will storm the world without pity.
Yeah, you’re not fooling anyone HIPSTER. Grow up, move out of your parent’s garage and get a real job.
More crazy goddamn hipsters! Hey jackass, ironic shirts were so last year. Someone get this jerkoff some PBR to complete the look.
Look at this hipster motherfucker. Hey jerky! Get a haircut! Fuckin’ hipsters, am I right? God, this guy. He disgusts me. I had to vomit 3 times in between posting this.